Thursday, November 1, 2007

Ding! Ding! Ding! We Have a Winner

Congratulations to Jessica from the Bank of Cairo and Moberly for correctly identifying the penguin from the movie Billy Madison. You should receive your coupon for 2 hours of Doobie Lovin in the mail. Please allow 10 to 14 business days to receive Doobie Lovin Coupon. All Doobie Lovin coupons are subject to verification by Emily Inc. If for some reason your coupon is not delivered in a timely fashion don't call us. Doobie Lovin Coupons carry no expressed or implied guarantees, and can not be redeemed for cash. Net value of a Doobie Lovin Coupon is 1/1000000000000000 of a penny. If Emily Inc. denies the validity of your Doobie Lovin Coupon, the decision is final. All grievances concerning Doobie Lovin Coupons can be sent to File 13, and will be viewed by no one in particular. If your Doobie Lovin Coupon should explode and emit a neon green gas with a strange odor, please stay away from the coupon, and contact the authorities immediately. Doobie Lovin Coupons remain the property of Doobie Lovin Inc., and may not be used in any other promotional considerations. As always we thank everyone who participated in the event, and look forward to wasting more of your time in the future.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think turning 31 made you smarter. Covered your coupon very well. I'm surpised you didn't find a way to get a back rub out of the contest Mom

Anonymous said...

Are you sure there wasn't any plagiarism?