Since nobody even made a guess to the penguin reference, I have taken it as a direct statement about Doobie Lovin. I had thought about increasing the amount to 4 hours of Doobie Lovin, but then decided to retain some type of dignity about my Doobie Lovin. I don't know what I am talking about. Doobie Lovin is "slow and crappy like the Moberly Pizza Hut Pizza." (Brent Franke, Matt Gilchrist) Actually I think the quote was reversed, and was stated, "Moberly Pizza Hut is slow and crappy like Doobie's Lovin." Nevertheless, the meaning is not diminished.
I'm sorry to admit tonight that I'm lacking the medicinal inspirations necessary to produce a proper post for my loyal readers.
If I could talk about real life situations from school, I would have a plethora of stimulates to expound upon my sarcastic dispositions. However, a wise Indian once said, "Don't get into a piss fight with a skunk." I'm not sure what that has to do with this situation, but I thought I would share it with everyone.
I hope that smiles and laughs abound as you read my post. I hope that fond memories of loved ones fills your soul with joy. I hope that I make it to the bathroom before I go in my pants.
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If the school job doesn't work out, you might consider writing for Hallmark. You could bring smiles to people everywhere for $2.99 a pop!
I am deeply saddened. Your most loyal reader and it appears as if you did not care enough to read the post left shortly after your most grueling challenge. You will note, as I don't believe this can be artificially replicated, my post on 10-22/2007 at 10:26 pm correctly identified the Penguin. Please tell me that our responses are not falling on deaf ears!
Dear Heartbroken in Keokuk,
As Brent is in Columbia at some meetings today, and then has Parent Teacher Conferences tonight, I feel like I should respond for him. He was uncertain if you were identifying the penguin or just rambling, much in the same way he does. :-) I'm pretty sure your guess was incorrect, so I guess I'm going to have to claim the Doobie Lovin. If no one steps up with the right answer soon, it's all mine!
I'VE BEEN DENIED!!
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