Emily said that it was my turn to post a message to the blog, so here it is.
Remember kids watching t.v. is good for you.
Always put your best foot forward. If you don't know which foot is the best, maybe you could have your feet run a race. But just remember it doesn't matter who wins or loses but only if your socks match. If they don't match you should point it out to everyone in Sunday School. Eating Ketchup is good for you also. Getting jacked up on Mt. Dew is not good for you. If I put this little dirge to a funky beat, and hired some deep-voiced actor to read it for me, I would probably have a hit record. Right now I have a cold, and much of this delirious rambling is probably due largely to a lack of oxygen to the brain, henceforth producing this ridiculous string of random thoughts. If you are still reading this after this point, I am not for sure if I should congratulate you, or come to your house and kick you in the back of the head. Speaking of kicks to the back of the head, Chuck Norris is the greatest action hero to ever live. When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down. Someone told me that Chuck Norris jokes are so last year. I had to punch that person for using the phrase "so last year". Some of you are probably thinking that Brent has become very violent since becoming a principal. But that is not true. I have just become very sarcastic since being asked to write on this blog. Now if you are still reading this, I just feel sorry for you, because in all of this incoherent rambling I never came close to saying anything worth while. I receive no points, and may God have mercy on my soul. The penguin is calling me, so I must go now. You really should have stopped reading after the word Emily. I apologize for the part of your life you just wasted reading my entry tonight. Hopefully I have botched this to the point that I won't ever be allowed on the blog again. If you don't remember anything else that I have said, remember to wear sun screen.
7 comments:
Yeah, sorry folks. I should have known better!
Does Chuck Norris wear SPF 30?
What a great laugh for a Friday morning! They should put you in charge of the bulletin boards at school. You could pass along a wealth of information!
Brent, I have had such a bad week. I needed to laugh and you made me laugh so hard I cried
love you all!!!
I'm not sure if I should go home and watch Walker Texas Ranger and do push ups to push the world down or just put on sunscreen. That's my son Love Mama
I'll be sure to tell the praise team to read this posting to start off their week. I think this blog is good therapy for you Brent. Between you and Emily, I know where Gracie gets her creativity. It's The Incredibles!!
There is complete harmony in the universe. All things co-exist to create total harmonic balance. Your words lift me up! I was so inspired after reading these ramblings of a demented mind that, I too, have developed a blogspot just to see if the therapeutic force works in reverse. I am confused on one aspect of your diatribe...who is the penguin, and what else does the he/she say. Be careful how you answer...it may reveal more than you could possibly know. Sounds like the cold medicine is working!
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